Eternal Chain of Death

[Jack sparrow]

luckily for you your parents used a time machine to go back in time and prevent you from beta testing the teleport

I was on the plane that caused the 9/11 incident.

[painful_smile]

As one of the terrorists you decided to convert to a different faith and jumped out of the plane with a parachute.

I criticized the regime of North Korea and so they adjudge me to death.

[[.Rc|]Simply.Godlike]

Luckly a mafia leader was in the same prison with you and when he broke out he took you with him.

I wanted to stole aiges but roshan spotted me and smahed me in the head with his big big big big big big big foot.

[Denki]

But then the aegis was already in your hands so you got reincarnated!

I died of old age.

[[DHF]Idx]

You got some serious curse and you wake up as a zombie...

benij rope brokes and you are having a free fall, right about  2 meters(6 feet or so) from the ground, sadly no1's there to help you

[[.Rc|]Simply.Godlike]

You fell and brak a bone, but survive.

When lucifer doomed my hero the doom transfered to me so now i'm silenced and on fire!

[-Beo-]

You took some mushroom in Amsterdam and you are hallucinating.

I was walking alone on the street and I was stabbed in the back by a gipsy by accident. And 7 times more.

[[.Rc|]Simply.Godlike]

luckyly he stabbed you with a paper knife so you're fine.

I drinked 1 gallon of poison xD

[-Beo-]

It was only one gallon Ţuică, you got better after two days.

I stepped on a landmine and I had a painful death.

[[[MP]][MP]~Flitch]

that was not mine that was just statis trap and u got yourself stuned for 8 seconds.

my dog ate me

[[~PRO]VonRobiN^]

Actually the so called dog was your only friend, a stuffed teddy-dog!

God decided to smite me! Instant kill!

[[WeYa]Atomisten]

unluckily the God of god decided to smite god 1sec before he smites u so he kills him.

i shot myself in the head at the top of Eiffel Tower on the edge so now im falling down from it

[[~PRO]VonRobiN^]

Luckily it was a toy gun and since you dont live in france, you climbed the 1 meter tall wanna-be eiffel tower and survived with minor injuries.

The earth explodes, and im neither dreaming or high.

[[WeYa]Atomisten]

yep your earth shaped map toy got destroyed.. u cry

i was dropped from a helicopter at 2000m high to a middle of 50 hungry grizzly bears

[[E]ndrit]

Luckely for you those grizzly beares wer just little cats that broke your fall ...

I ate a poisond cookie where there is no antidote for and it rly was a poisond cookie nothing els ...
they couldn't get the poison out of my boddy..